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Now why does this bring of a red flag?

Now I’m sure most of us here have seen Jerry Springer, I personally Love to watch it, the Ninja hillbilly is my fav guest.

As some of you know I am working out my jealousy issues. We’ve (hubby and I) have been talking with another couple alot lately. I’m very interested in them. We have even all talked about my issue and have agreed if things go farther that the gal and I would put on a show for the guys and then have sex with our own partners.

Now here comes the Jerry Springer part. The Gal lives with her parents and Ex, who she has one kid with. Her other kid was with the man shes with but he lives on the other side of the city and he only sees her once a week if that. She always talks about how shes mad at him for this reason or that reason. She talks about her ex alot better then her bf.

For some reason the way she looks and acts toward my husband makes me a little twitchy. See my hubby is a great dad who spends time with our kids and has a good stable job. Everything her man doesn’t have. When I told my hubby about it he got testy saying I need to get over my problems. All this is making me NOT want to continue with ANYTHING. With all her problems and the way my husband acted when I tried to talk about it, I think maybe this couple isn’t the one to try things out with.

Am I wrong? Is it just my jealousy issue? or am I right by thinking this might not be the couple for us. I figured asking people who could maybe with what little I’ve said can see the whole picture.

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Almost found the Holy Grail!

Well, maybe we found them, but we didn’t have sex with them…yet…

Mrs. SIPs and I were out for dinner and drinks for my birthday. As we found seats at a crowded bar, an attractive couple sat down next to us. She smiled right at me and soon struck up a conversation. Turns out we live not too far apart, have kids the same age, some professional stuff in common, so there was plenty to talk about.

During pauses in the conversation, I whispered to Mrs. SIPs that i thought they might be swingers. I noticed them also conferencing a lot – big tip off. We kept not wanting to leave, so drank a bit much, but we agreed it should be Mrs. SIPs who broke the ice. Luckily, before we did, Mr. Fun said “now all we need to do is find a hot nanny…” and I knew it was on.

Mrs. SIPs took a pause in the conversation to ask, “So…do you guys like to…meet couples…?” and Lo and Behold, Mrs. Fun declared it was something they had been considering and we had indeed set off their playdar!

Turns out they weren’t quite ready to play (yet), but we did kiss them – a big step for her in particular but very exciting for them and us. We traded numbers and stumbled home.

But really – what are the chances that the hot couple that sits down next to you are swingers?!? AND that you would have the nerve to talk to each other about it? What an experience. Even if we don’t hear from them, it’s just great to know it can happen.

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trying to get started, but wife is sexually uptight

My wife is really uptight about her sexuality to the point where it hinders even are regular sex life. any suggestions on how to open her up? I am interested in a swinger type lifestyle and she isnt totally opposed to it like she doesnt staight up tell me no way in hell when i mention a threesome but she is not emotional ready for one because of her uptightness. the other night was the first time she was even willing to put on a show for me and masturbate after 2 and a half years of marriage. she is uptight enough that she has a hard time gettin wet because she is too worried about how she is whether im enjoying myself ect. ect. how do i get her to open up and more sexual?

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Wall-flowers in need of HELP!

HELP! We’ve been to a few clubs both on-premise and off. We’re not into the bar scene and are home bodies for the most part. We love this lifestyle and love to play with others. However, we’re both “wall flowers”. We stick to the sides or shy away from open doors unless someone specifically invites us in at which point we have fun with everyone and everyone has fun with us.

So my question is this. What advice can you give a couple of wall flowers so that we can pull up our roots and spread our wings? Any ice-breakers, past successes, or helpful hints would be GREATLY appreciated!!!

Thanks
Paul and Sarah

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juvenile termenology

There is a whole taxonomy of words and phrases that we simply cannot tolerate. A number of prime examples arose just recently from a post on advice for single men.

“hide the salami”
“baloney pole”
“tube snake”
“throbbing/raging hard-on”
“performing bumpkins” (seriously, “bumpkins”? honest?)

What’s really scary to me is that this advice column emanated (anonymously) from a couple who we are told has been swinging for decades, worked in clubs, owned a club. Worst of all, the advice hypocritically decries the single man who “would…lower himself to that level of vulgarity” (see “tube snake” above). Does that make it OK to lower yourself to that level of vulgarity if you’re married? What utter classlessness.

Speaking from the most honest depths of my heart, these are the sorts of phrases I expect to hear from 6th graders, not functioning adults. It’s akin to the excruciatingly bad porn novels with which we once had a brief phase of trying to amuse ourselves, where one author would repetitiously invoke the phrase “dusky rose-colored nipple buds.” It was so annoying, we literally finished that short book during a long road trip by reading it out loud to each other, laughing hysterically at the sad, failed attempts to evoke sensuality while still ensuring that we didn’t slide off the side of the road. That kinda put the definitive end on our “bad porn novel” phase.

If you have to describe your cock as “raging,” it is damn well unlikely that its rage will ever be sated anywhere near us. Sheesh. Go find your playmates on the swingset, ferpityssake, or more likely, give it a(nother) date with Rosie Palm.

MrsVK has recently begun to express a really serious bad attitude toward anyone who dares to refer to her “rack”. It’s happened a couple times lately, and believe me, those men — not gentlemen — will never even see her “rack” again (which is weird, considering how often we go without clothes), much less be invited to touch.

Any time I see anyone using phrasing like this, I immediately scratch them off the list…every list, in fact, starting with the one entitled “wish to engage in casual conversation,” then leading logically to any list describing increased likelihood that I/we will ever contemplate playing with them, much less actually get around to doing so.

Anyone else feel similarly? Anyone want to argue in favor of these choice phrases? Anyone got any similar candidates for The Juvenile List?

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Plus size swingers

So i am sort of a plus size woman and my husband is average size. we really want to find a couple with similar body type. how do we do that? not to sure where to look for another couple.

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My daughter came to the swingers party that I went to.

Funny situation. I and my wife was invited to a swingers party that a couple of other couples we known also was invited. We went and met Jack and Jane there. Now Jack and Jane has a 26 year old daughter Sue. We was sitting on the couch facing the hall way door and facing jack and Jane who was on a love seat. Jane and my wife had their tops off but nothing was going on, we was just sitting there. Now here is where it gets funny. Sue walks in the room with a man in her arms. I had to look twice and yes it was Sue, and she did not notice any of us let. I bent over hanging my head down and whisper in Jane’s ear that her daughter just walked in with a man. Jane kind of laugh and said yeah right. (She didn’t believe me). So I pointed towards Sue showing Jane. The look in her eyes was priceless. By this time Sue had her top off (and she was looking hot). Jane told Jack and now the entertainment started. Jack must had forgotten he had his pants undone because when he jumped up they fell down around his knees. Jane was rushing to get her shirt on and Now Sue finally look over because of all the commotion saw mom and dad. She let out a shriek and off she took running with no top on and some guys hands in her pants with one hell of a look on his face. Daughter went out the front door with mom and dad right behind her leaving a bewilder man standing there with no ideal what just happen. I got up and introduce myself to the man and explained to him what has just happen. He left the party with a strange look on his face. We left the party latter on after it started to wind down. We have not let seen Jack and Jane let but will see them on Wednesday. I want to find out how this all turned out.

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Question about first experience in the club

Hi everyone. Me and my wife have finally decided to try lifestyle. And we would like to try it in real (active :-) )way. Well, we think about going to the club. So what do you suggest, is it good idea to start from that and do we actually have any chanses to try it in active way? We leave in South California, San Fernando Valley. Any suggestions about good clubs? Also We red about Sea Montains – is it real way to get involved into life style?

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